More Humorous Poetry by the Honey Bees

I'm Tinkling

I'm writing in my journal

Writing and writing uh oh I see a kernal.

Putting my legs together I feel like a binkle

Uh oh I have to tinkle

Walking with my legs together making me feel like a bleacher

Walking on over to talk to the teacher

Talking so fast I feel like a binkle

Uh OH!!   I tinkled!

I'm writing in my journal.

                     by Addyson M.

Monster High

Monster High my friend is still a cat

Unlike that I'm still a bat

Unlike she had to go to the toilet

I had to go to the boilet

She had to poop

I snooped het drink

Monster HIgh my friend is still a cat

by Stori J.

Kick Me!!!!

John kick me now

Hang on I'm busy now

The toilet is running away

Just kick me now otherwise I'll find another way

John kick me now

by Ammon R.

Shake It UP!

Make a twist but shake your hips!

And brush your lips!

Light it up but blank it up

Disco but let me bank

Free myself so I can see myself

Shake it up so I can be shank

Make it up so stank it up

Make me slow but prank it up

Make a twist but shake your hips!

by Nia J.

Crazy Classroom

This classroom is crazzzyyy!

In fact Bobby made a daisy

And Mrs. Green built a frog!

And I made my own blog!

This classroom is crazzzyyy!

by Ryan L.

Dizzy Izzy

Izzy skids in a fizzy

But Izzy is not dizzy

Izzy gets fizzy

But Izzy is not dizzy

Izzy fizzes

Izzy whizzes

Izzy get busy and fizzy

Izzy skids in a fizzy

Ice Cream

Ice cream Ice cream

We all like Ice cream

Ice Cream Ice cream then eat some slice cream

Ice cream Ice cream

You should eat ice cream

Ice cream Ice cream 

Eat some dice cream

Ice cream Ice cream

Why not ice cream

Ice cream Ice cream

Try some rice cream

Ice ream Ice  cream

Yummy nice cream

Ice cream Ice cream!

by Jason C.